like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote,
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JAG Rant: A Girl's Best Friend (OAD: 1/9/04)


Aaaabbaaddada...

Shannon...

Asahingdoif...

Shannon!

AAAAAAAAGGHGHHGHGHGHHG!!!! YOU MORON! YOU STUPID FOOL!!

SHANNON! *slaps*

I can't believe she did that. I can't believe she did that...

*sigh* I'm glad I kept this slot open tonight. AE here, filling in for Shannon, who is in complete and utter shock. Meredith... I can't even say it. I had come to actually like the crazy woman.

YOU FOOL! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?!?!?!

We need sedatives over here, stat! Ahem... Shannon will give you the full recap at a later date. Right now, she needs to breathe. Yes, breathe, Shannon! No, you can't go murder Meredith!

But it would feel so good...

No. I have no desire to go to prison. Why don't you go comfort AJ?

*perks up* Really?

Yes. Toddle along now, dearie. In case you're all wondering why Shannon is alternating murderous rage with *cough* concern about her favorite admiral, it is because the evil harpy from hell, Meredith Cavanaugh, cheated on AJ. That's right. She slept with another man.

Anyway, I should go calm her down now, before she jumps into the orgiastic fray on ajmacfic.

Again, for the insane one, this is AE. We'll see you next week--if Shannon remembers she needs to actually breathe.


--AE
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