Also, it's to share a little giggle with you all. At work a few days ago, I was in domestics, stacking some new merchandise that couldn't go out yet. The label on one of the boxes made me do a doubletake. I thought, "That can't possibly be right. It has to be a typo."
But no. The box was labelled correctly. The item in question (a comforter, I believe) is, in fact, called "Frottage Garden". (I'm hoping to get a picture with my phone when I go back to work on Thursday.)
EDIT 3/12/11: The comforter is actually called "Floral Frottage". I'm not really sure which is worse.