I was thinking about my new schedule earlier (because of the Halloween thing), and I thought, "Hmm. I'll have to take a nap on Thanksgiving, so I'll have enough sleep when I go into work that night."
Then I realized that I'd be working the day after Thanksgiving.
That's right. I'm going to be at Walmart. At midnight. On Black Friday.
Somebody shoot me now.
(And on a note with less schadenfreude, this song always reminds me of surreallis's No Creed for Mathematics. Which is an awesome SG-1 fic which everyone should read.)