"You are just being petty, Harry," Hermione admonished, "really, you must be more grateful that the Wizarding World allowed us into its folds..."

*twitches* EX-CUSE me?! Grateful? There is no way that Hermione "Equal Rights" Granger would say that anyone should be "grateful" to be "allowed" to be a witch or wizard! That's exactly the attitude she would fight against!

*headdesk*