One True Pairing Ship:
AJ/Mac (JAG), baby! (Although it would never happen. JAG season three is the AJ/Mac shipper's wet dream. *grin*) Oh, and Gibbs/Kate (Navy NCIS). Ah, the joys and pains of being a shipper for ships that will never happen...
Bud/Harriet (JAG). Aw, come on; they're so cute together. Oh, and Webb/Mac. Yes, that is canon. It is, it is, it is! *dances*
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
Harm/Mac (JAG). No. No, no, no. Not only will I stab my eyes out with a spork, I'll rinse the sockets with industrial-strength bleach. Also: Tony/Kate (Navy NCIS). Their vibe is way too brother/sister for a romance to work. And I must agree with ctorres--Harry/Hermione or Ron/Hermione.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
Rabb/Webb/Palmer (JAG). The hell? What was that author on when she wrote that?
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
AJ/Meredith (JAG). And with her driving, that could be literally.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
Hermione/Luna. It's a cute idea, but I think Hermione would probably strangle Luna. Or beat her over the head with a copy of Hogwarts, a History.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not?" Ship:
AJ/Gibbs (JAG/Navy NCIS). Three letters for you: P. W. P. Even better: AJ/Mac/Webb.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
Snape/Harry. Dude, they hate each other even more than Harry and Draco. The only way that would happen is if they were both under the Imperius Curse.
"When all is said and done" Ship: