News? Ah, CNN. Good choice.
Commercial--changing the channel? Not Fox News. Not Fox News. For the love of all that is good in the world, not--SON OF A BITCH!
Oh, thank God, local news now. Please, I am begging you, do NOT watch Bill fucking O'Reilly at eight.
Really. I will skip tonight's episode of Burn Notice if he doesn't watch the O'Reilly Factor. Hell, I'd watch pretty much anything other than that crap.
