Ahahaha. Fuck no. I'm fucking sleeping when I get back to my room. I got that damnable wiki up for her--I'm not doing this. I just don't care anymore. Senioritis has set in with a vengeance.
ETA: Oh, and did I forget to mention that there are two people here right now? All of the professional staff is gone for the day. My coworker is leaving at 8:00. ...This is going to be loads o' fun.