1) I didn't e-mail my baby compiler to myself, so my only copy is on my laptop (I know, I know, Backups Are Your Friend).
2) I can't work with someone hovering over my shoulder (figuratively speaking). This is why I do some of my best work when I'm hidden away in my room. And why I hate labs.
Also, I spent a good couple of hours ripping it apart and starting from the basics. Because I kinda suck at coding. Even in Perl.
I'll be devoting my entire day tomorrow to working on this damn thing. *sigh*