After reading surreallis's analysis of her Official Poll of Nonsense, I have the desire to read Stargate fic. Specifically, I'm looking for:

1) Stranded Off-World fic.
2) Apocafic that isn't, as nandamai says, "Deep and Insightful and Meaningful". (I would still like it to be Very Tasty, though. *grin*)
3) Cam without pants.

Now, they don't all have to be part of the same fic. (Though how much fun would that be?)

HA! There you are, you slippery little plot bunny! I've been looking everywhere for you! Now I can really get down to revamping my Space Pirates fic! (Funny how pantsless!Cam was what finally inspired me. Though that would be quite inspiring, don't you think?)