Act 2, Scene 1
An attractive young woman, the INTERN, sits at her desk. ROSS and MACGRUDER, two sales associates, stand near the water cooler.
MACGRUDER: Whoa! Get a load of the new intern! I'd like to file my proposal in her drawers.
ROSS: Easy there, MacGruder, you'll get us fired. [aside] I agree.
| || The Intern |
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDf)
Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughful person.
| Your exact opposite: |
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master
You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out.
You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Vapor Trail
CONSIDER: The Bachelor