like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote,
like a psychotic rainbow
raindroproses

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Notes to various body parts (yes, I'm strange)

Dear uterus:

What the fuck. I just had my last period two weeks ago. Stop fucking around in there. You know, I'd prefer longer times between cycles, not shorter ones. Just for future reference.

Owowowowow,
Me.

****

Dear feet:

Yes, I know you hate this job. But guess what? It's really not that bad. Consider:

--$9.75/hour
--long times between tasks
--really slow Sundays

See? So get used to it, 'cause I'm not quitting.

*sigh*,
Me.

****

Dear brain:

Why do you get fixated on the strangest things? Like Mac/PC fanfiction? It's really, truly disturbing. You know, I do have things to do for school. Why don't you focus on that?

ARGH,
Me.
Tags: real life stuff, wtf mate?
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