I really hate the people on FanFiction.net sometimes. I got a review today on my Jack/Serena L&O drabble that said:
you do know shes a lesbian right?
To which I replied: "Um, okay. You do know this was written before that was revealed, right?"
Though I could have said a variety of things, like: "It was a request," or "And people don't slash straight characters?" or "Shut up, I'll do what I want."
(Though that last one would be far too typical teenie for my tastes. "dunt lyk? dunt reed!")