(You can tell I'm bored and trying to procrastinate, can't you?)
"I've got a speech if he wins, I've got a speech if he doesn't."
"You wrote a concession?"
"Of course I wrote a concession. You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?"
"Then go outside, turn around three times and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?"
--Toby and Sam, "Election Night"