(You can tell I'm bored and trying to procrastinate, can't you?)
I'll start!
"I've got a speech if he wins, I've got a speech if he doesn't."
"You wrote a concession?"
"Of course I wrote a concession. You want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?"
"No."
"Then go outside, turn around three times and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?"
--Toby and Sam, "Election Night"