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BIG-ASS SPOILERS behind the cut. So, y'know, don't read them if you don't want to be spoiled.

I know this is supposed to be the most emo episode EVAR, but the Daleks and the Cybermen insulting each other is the funniest thing I've ever seen! *dies laughing*

Dalek: Identify yourselves! (Who the hell are you?!)
Cyberman: You will identify first. (Who the hell are you?!)
Dalek: State your identity! (I asked first!)
Cyberman: You will identify first. (Yeah, well, I asked second!)
Dalek: Identify! (Tell me who you are! *whines*)
Cyberman: ...and illogical. You will modify. (I have no idea what you're saying, dumbass.)
Dalek: Daleks do not take orders! (Fuck you, I'm a Dalek. I don't have to listen to you.)
Cyberman: You have identified as Dalek. (Ha ha ha, you're a retard, Dalek!)
Dalek 2: Outline resembles the inferior species known as Cybermen. (Did your mother fuck a donkey to have you?)
Dalek: What is your technology? (Bitch, how'd you get here?)
Cyberman: We follow in the wake of your sphere. (Followed you. It was easy.)
Dalek 2: Long-range scans confirm presence of crude cybernetic constructs on worldwide scale. (Yeah, they're too stupid to get here on their own. Lazy fuckers.)
Cyberman: Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant. (Hey, we're the same! But you look like a monkey. Or Nobby Nobbs.)
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance! (What the hell do we need to look pretty for? We're gonna PWN your asses.)
Cyberman: This is obvious. (Bitch, PLEASE.) But consider: our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together we could upgrade the universe. (Come on, buddy, you know I didn't mean all that. Wanna go kill people?)
Dalek: You propose an alliance? (You want us to work with you pieces of shit?)
Cyberman: This is correct. (Pleeeeease?)
Dalek: Request denied. (Fuck off and die, dickwad.)
Cyberman: Hostile elements will be deleted. (...Oh, shit.)
Dalek: Exterminate! (Like I said, fuck off and die.)

That whole conversation has to be the best thing I've ever seen on television. Now, back to watching the episode and waiting until the moment I burst into tears. I'll update this post once I'm finished.

ETA: *bursts into tears*

NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR! She never even got to hear him say it!

*wails* ROSE! DOCTOR!



Jul. 9th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
Yeap. Best thing EVER. I was laughing so hard, I almost forgot about what I knew was to come.
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
hee! where's your icon quote from?
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
It's from The Daily Show, the night after the 2004 presidential elections. I laughed as I cried.

As I am crying now. But I'm not laughing anymore. *cries* I'm gonna go hit time_and_chips and see if I can cheer myself up.
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
I feel like I need to go to therapy after *that*.

thoughts on the Bride?
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:18 pm (UTC)
My reaction was the exact same as the Doctor's. "What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm trying to mourn?"

(David Tennant does a great "WTF?" face.)

Gah. GAH. *flails* I WANT ROSE BACK!
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
I pretty much expected the next companion to make a brief appearance. Just as 10th had in 1x13.

I don't think I like her. I don't want zto dislike her... but... her first impression wasn't exactly good. and even though it was only life 5 seconds, the acting didn't really have me convinced.
With 10th I was all, cool. With her I was like umm... wtf? Is that all?
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, she's not the next companion. Do you want to know who is? (If you want to stay unspoiled, then I won't tell you.)
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
oh thank GOD!

gah! yes! who is it. pleasepleaseplease tell me.
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
Freema Agyeman, the woman who played Adeola (the one whose earpiece the Doctor fried). Her character's name will be Martha Jones. I don't know what she'll be like, though.

(If the Doctor falls in love with her, I'll throw a fit. *pouts*)
Jul. 9th, 2006 09:46 pm (UTC)
I don't think we'll see the Doctor falling in love on screen, ever. This is essentially a children's show - and wen all know who pre teens are about that. At most they're going to keep it very, very subtle.

Do you know when she'll make her first appearance?
I kinda like the idea of the Doctor travelling alone for an ep or two.
Jul. 10th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
I thought the Doctor was supposed to be asexual?
Jul. 10th, 2006 03:47 am (UTC)
Well, in "The Doctor Dances", the Doctor says that he's "danced" before, and dancing in that ep was a metaphor for sex, so I'm guessing... not anymore? Or whatever. I'm firmly a Doctor/Rose shipper, so it would be obvious to me, as in I'm looking for it. *grin* 'Sides, just 'cause they love each other doesn't necessarily mean it's sexual.
Jul. 10th, 2006 06:04 am (UTC)
True, true. Still, it's no wonder all the old-school Who fans on my list were pissed off.


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