You've all corrupted me, dammit. Especially you, b_cavis. And you, sadisticferret. Read this summary, and tell me the first thing you think of: This story's timeline is post SWAK but Twilight never happened, but Ari is in town and Kate and Gibbs really want to nail him. And the feeling is mutual. ...Come on! Tell me I'm not the only one whose mind went directly into the gutter!