*dying of laughter*
Oh, dear God. I've seen Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing... Rat? recommended all over the place, but I've always been a bit hesitant to read it. The premise just seemed too far-fetched for me.
Well, it is far-fetched--
bordering on ridiculous, really--and completely out-of-character, but it is hilarious. I've laughed out loud in too many places to count.