Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Battlestar Muzaktica" by Bear McCreary (BSG soundtrack)
I am a very boring person. Who likes BSG. Well, that's appropriate.
Will I have a happy life?
"I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You" by Colin Hay
That would be a resounding NO.
What do my friends really think of me?
"Terrible Thought" by Poe
I am a horrible person.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Unloveable" by the Smiths
Okay. Apparently not.
How can I make myself happy?
"Angel Boy" by Tim McGraw
I'm not going out and getting baptized, iTunes.
What should I do with my life?
"This is Me" by Faith Hill
Just be myself? That's the most heartening answer yet. *grin*
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Passive" by A Perfect Circle
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Bloodshed" by Bear McCreary (BSG soundtrack)
*blinks* Um... okay.
Will I ever have children?
"Mahna Mahna" from The Muppet Show
That made no sense. But it's Muppets, so I'll take that as a yes.
Will I die happy?
"Lovers in a Dangerous Time" by the Barenaked Ladies
So I'll die happy, but early? Thanks.
Can you give me some advice?
"I Like a Guy What Takes His Time" by Mae West
Hmm. Good idea.
What do you think happiness is?
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones
"But if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need"? This is getting a little creepy, actually.
What's my favourite fetish?
"Calculation Theme" by Metric