First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Lee Adama
2. Kara Thrace
3. Kate Todd
4. Tim McGee
5. Sam Carter
6. Daniel Jackson
7. Warrick Brown
8. Sara Sidle
9. James Wilson
10. Allison Cameron
11. Elizabeth Weir
12. Ronon Dex
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Yes, actually, I have. It's one of the easier crossovers to write, seeing as they've actually had interaction.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really. He's cute, like a teddy bear, but he's not hot.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Things would be thrown and there would be much screaming.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not really. This saddens me. Does anyone know of any good Wilson fic?
Oh, wait! Diagnosis: Wilson, by commodoresexual. This fic is hilarious. But it'll make you go all, "Awww!" at the end for poor Wilson.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Daniel Jackson, Intergalactic Manwhore, with Kara Thrace, Space Hussy? I don't know, but I'd love to see it! (I'd write it, but I'm in the middle of writing Kara/Weir, so... *shrugs*)
Daniel would spend half the time quizzing her about Caprican society and religion, until she shut him up by jumping him. *grin*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
How about Five/Nine/Ten? 'Cause... dude. Yes.
(But if I had to choose? Five/Ten. Sam could teach Cameron about how not to be such a doormat.)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Probably back out of the room quickly, shielding his eyes, then go find Catherine. *grin*
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Allison Cameron is confused. Can she find someone to clear things up for her?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ohhhhh, no. Even if it had been written, with Lee and Sara, it would be nothing but Angst. Angst up the wazoo. Angst so angsty, poor whumped Daniel would give up and go home.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Tim's First Gay Fantasy. (But not his last. 'Cause, y'know, he's totally in love with Gibbs. Also, he has this whole "love to hate" thing going on with Tony.)
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I have no idea. I'm pretty sure I have a few friends who read Nick/Warrick, though.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
You bet your ass they do!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Draw? I don't think so. Write? Certainly.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Also known as "McGee's Wet Dream"? I don't think so.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Cameron? "Oh, God!" would probably be the worst she'd say.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"This Is Me" by Faith Hill.
I have my addictions
I keep my share of secrets
And things you'll never see
I get selfish and defensive
And pay too much attention
To my insecurities...
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Slash, hurt/comfort, post-apocalyptic.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"You know, you really need to loosen up." Well, it probably wouldn't work, but it's realistic.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A while ago, actually. I haven't been reading a lot of Sam fic, and this makes me sad.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
He actually likes getting beaten up by beautiful women.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Oh, totally. She might need a few drinks to loosen up first, but who wouldn't want to shag Wilson?
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
They switch off.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, that would be Lee and Wilson in a relationship, when Wilson runs off with McGee? Now, I know Wilson's the biggest manwhore around, but come on!
And then Lee has a one-night stand with Weir (which I can see, since he seems to have a thing for powerful women), and an affair with Ronon (this amuses me, if only for the height difference), and then Sam gives him advice and he falls in love with Kate.
Title: Poor Lee's Penis is Rejected Once More
Summary: Poor Lee just can't get any love. Crossover crack-fic!
Three people who'd read it: j_guda, b_cavis, raindroproses.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Actually, I wouldn't like it that much, 'cause then it would suck, like almost all canon pairings do.