So, my question to the flist is this: is Artemis Fowl any good? Should I track down a few books to read? Or should I just ignore 'em completely? (I don't care that they're children's books. A good story's a good story.)
Oh! Also, I was wondering if anyone could transcribe and translate "India Song" by Malia for me. It's in French, so I obviously have no idea what she's singing. If it were in Spanish, I'm sure I could come up with a rough translation, but... yeah. It's not.
(And before you suggest Google, I've tried it. Believe me. Google is my first resort for finding anything, and 99% of the time I can find what I need.)