I hate people sometimes. "Explain what happened! It's sooooo confusing! What do you mean, 'Go read it again'? That won't help! I need it broken down into five-second soundbites so that my puny, pathetic mind can process it!" *facepalm* It's called reading comprehension. Do you know how to read, you morons? Honestly! Why is my generation so fucking stupid?
(And no, this isn't directed toward any of you. Mainly because I try not to surround myself with idiots.)