I know this, because my shirt is all stretched out from them grabbing my neck and jumping on my back.
But now, we are going to go swimming. It has been a very long time since I have been in a bathing suit. I don't particularly want to go, but hell, they're kids. They don't care about my fat arms or the fact that I haven't shaved my legs in two days.
I just hope I don't come back looking like a lobster.