You should realize by now that yelling at your 18-year-old daughter/granddaughter on my behalf will only make her resent you--and me--even more. It's bad enough that I've evicted her from her bedroom for the summer--now you're making her give me closet space. Surely you know that a teenage girl's closet is sacrosanct.
Fortunately, I'm escaping this madhouse for two weeks starting tomorrow. However, I have the feeling that I should sleep with one eye open tonight.
Yours in paranoia,