The last I checked, I was not a marshmallow duck covered with colored sugar. Please do not call me a Peep* ever again.
Resisting the urge to thwap you,
*Yes, this particular person even capitalized it.
...Just want to say Pi Day! 3/14/15 9:26 am! *such a dork*
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