Have you ever enslaved a population?
Yes. The people of Earth are next.
Have you ever implanted anyone?
Have you ever sacked a city?
Personally? Never. That is for my loyal Jaffa to do.
Have you ever sunk, or otherwise destroyed, a non-combatant vessel?
Sometimes, it is the only way to make a point.
Have you ever abused hostages, or prisoners?
I wouldn't say "abused". I would say... interrogated enthusiastically.
Have you ever ordered, or yourself committed, genocide?
A good leader never has to give orders. His subordinates know instinctively what he wants, and carry it out.
Have you ever annihilated a population?
Fifteen worlds and counting!
Have you ever poisoned food or drinking supplies?
Of course not. That powder in Yu's drink was an exotic spice. That just happens to cause insanity.
Have you ever strangled anyone?
And ruin my perfect manicure?
Have you ever deliberately spread disease?
Only to annihilate a population.
Have you ever deprived people of hope?
There is no hope. Resistance is futile.
Have you ever stolen a body from another being?
Does this host make my butt look big?
Is anybody seeking to discover your whereabouts?
I am the most hunted Goa'uld in the galaxy.
Have you ever violated a nation's neutrality?
A nation? Think big, foolish human. A nation's neutrality is mere child's play. Anyone could do that. I, for one, have violated the neutrality of many planets.
Have you ever broken a treaty?
Rules are made to be broken.
Have you ever deliberately trained people in untruths for power, or profit?
No. If they can lie to others, they can lie to me.
Have you ever practiced terrorism?
It's not terrorism, it's persuasion. Carefully calculated to break the spirits of any rebels plotting to overthrow their god.
Have you betrayed someone, or something, which deserved your help?
Of course not. The only someones or somethings I betrayed were completely unworthy of my help.
Have you ever pretended to a knowingness you did not possess?
I am all-knowing. I am a god.