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Uncyclopedia is my new favorite site. It is hilarious.

This is its entry on homosexual:


Homosexual is a term originating from the latin words Homos, meaning "same", and sexual, meaning "sexual." It is used to describe couples who have sex in the same manner each night. This is different from heterosexuals who have sex in varying positions.

Homosexuality is especially popular in most Christian religions where anything aside from missionary style sex is considered sodomy. Most christians are outright homosexuals and believe heterosexuality to be a sin. Some extreme right-wing christians, like Jerry Falwell, out-and-out refuse to consider any other position at all, making them extreme, or in a more colloquial term, flaming, homosexuals.

This does not include high-ranking members of the church, such as priests and the Pope, who are neutral in sexual intercourse, avoiding it altogether. As being neutral in politics makes one bipartisan, this makes all priests and the Pope bisexual.

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raindroproses
Jun. 20th, 2005 05:48 am (UTC)
Oh, the snark. It so owns me. *grin*
_workinprogress
Jun. 20th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC)
I think I could keep clicking on links all day
_workinprogress
Jun. 20th, 2005 06:09 am (UTC)
something else. help?
I keep putting that email to the teacher from my school off.
Now I feel really bad and... antsy because I still ahven't done it. Instead of going to back to sleep I'm agonizing over what to write.
I sound like a retard. Would you mind taking a look at it?
raindroproses
Jun. 20th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC)
Re: something else. help?
D'oh! I'm sorry I didn't notice this before! I needed my sleep, though. :-)
_workinprogress
Jun. 20th, 2005 04:23 pm (UTC)
Re: something else. help?
no problem. that was just me obsessing over (probably) nothing.
sundance201
Jun. 20th, 2005 05:04 pm (UTC)
*sniggers* That's great. I love the snark.

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