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Here's a Jethro
There's a Jethro
And another little Jethro
He's not all that fuzzy, Jethro
Jethro Jethro
Gibbs

Jethro Jethro
Coffee
Jethro
Likes it to dissolve spoons
Jethro
Is a caffeine addict
Jethro
Jethro Jethro
Gibbs

I was once an M.P.
Now I catch bad guys
If you try and beat me I'll
Shoot you between the eyes
If you hurt my teammates
I won't be so nice
And now listen, little child
Or you'll pay the price

Did you ever see a Jethro
Kiss a Jethro
On a Jethro
Jethro's Jethro
Tastes like Jethro
Jethro Jethro
Gibbs

Half a Jethro
Twice a Jethro
Not a Jethro
Scary
Jethro
Is obsessed with Ari
Jethro
Jethro Jethro
Gibbs

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Can't intimidate me
Don't think I will fold
Tony, stop that flirting
Kate, put down your gun
McGee, make my cell work
None of you are done


And a House one!


Here's a Wilson
There's a Wilson
And another little Wilson
Fuzzy Wilson
Funny Wilson
Wilson Wilson
House

Wilson Wilson
Manwhore
Wilson
Likes to flirt with ladies
Wilson
Has some really bad ties
Wilson
Wilson Wilson
House

I once was a bach'lor
I've been married thrice
I'm fond of the ladies
They think I look nice
Loving everybody
Is my pathology
But I cannot help it
I'm just being me

Have you ever seen a Wilson?
Kiss a Wilson
On a Wilson
Wilson's Wilson
Tastes like Wilson
Wilson Wilson
House

Half a Wilson
Twice a Wilson
Not a Wilson
Cuddy
Wilson
House's closest friend now
Wilson
Wilson Wilson
House

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
House can be a real jerk
His heart's not of gold
I don't really mind, though
I'm used to his snark
I can dish it out, too
He's an easy mark

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capecodgirl
Jun. 14th, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC)
OK, If this were exam week I wouldn't be surprised by this. Damn girl, I think you have way too much time on your hands lol. They're excellent!
jades_shadow
Jun. 14th, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
I had a rather hot interesting dream about Tony and Wilson last night... whew. "Manwhore" reminded me of this.

And they've both been married twice... what is it with those two, eh?
azuriana
Jun. 14th, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC)
Coffee
Jethro
Likes it to dissolve spoons
Jethro
Is a caffeine addict

I'm singing this. At work. People stare. I change "caffeine addict" to caffeine whore. More staring.

Eeeeeeeeeeeevil. ;o)

irishlissa
Jun. 15th, 2005 01:11 am (UTC)
More please, Shannon! How about a Law & Order: SVU Llama song? :)
phiremangston
Jun. 15th, 2005 03:09 am (UTC)
Give us an SG-1 or Numb3rs one! *ponders*
tpeej
Jun. 15th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC)
BRAVO! Love both of them, the Jethro one is the hit of the day for me.
sundance201
Jun. 16th, 2005 12:09 am (UTC)
*giggles* omg, this is one of the first things I see when I finally have time to get online, and it's hilarious! But I had never heard the llama song before, so I had to google it.....And the people at work are looking at me strangely, cuz I have the llama song playing and I'm cracking up over your lyrics....

God they're gonna put me away for this....

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