I know you're probably getting tired of these, but here's...


Here's a Ducky
There's a Ducky
And another little Ducky
Funny Ducky
Rubber Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

Ducky Ducky
X-ray
Ducky
He performs autopsies
Ducky
Often talks to dead guys
Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

I was once a doctor
Now I'm an M.E.
Like to pick on Palmer
Because he is twee
I have lots of stories
Like to ramble on
And now listen, little child
Please try not to yawn

Did you ever see a Ducky
Kiss a Ducky
On a Ducky
Ducky's ducky
Tastes like Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

Half a Ducky
Twice a Ducky
Not a Ducky
Ari
Ducky
Wants to weigh his liver
Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
I could talk for centuries
That's what I am told
Could you hold this camera
While I crack these ribs?
Very good, my dear boy
Send this up to Gibbs