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The Ducky Song

I know you're probably getting tired of these, but here's...


Here's a Ducky
There's a Ducky
And another little Ducky
Funny Ducky
Rubber Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

Ducky Ducky
X-ray
Ducky
He performs autopsies
Ducky
Often talks to dead guys
Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

I was once a doctor
Now I'm an M.E.
Like to pick on Palmer
Because he is twee
I have lots of stories
Like to ramble on
And now listen, little child
Please try not to yawn

Did you ever see a Ducky
Kiss a Ducky
On a Ducky
Ducky's ducky
Tastes like Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

Half a Ducky
Twice a Ducky
Not a Ducky
Ari
Ducky
Wants to weigh his liver
Ducky
Ducky Ducky
Gibbs

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
I could talk for centuries
That's what I am told
Could you hold this camera
While I crack these ribs?
Very good, my dear boy
Send this up to Gibbs

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amy_vic
Jun. 14th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
Again, You. Are. Evil.

And now I have to go back to work, and try to actually get work done between bursts of random giggles.

Thanks.
raindroproses
Jun. 14th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
Don't worry! When you come back, I may have two more done. ;-)
amy_vic
Jun. 14th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
Eeeeeeeeeevil.

God, I love you. You're insane, but I love you.
tpeej
Jun. 14th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what brought this on, Rain, but do go on!
j_guda
Jun. 14th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
Stuck in my head. Stuck in my head all day. I'm not sure if I want to kiss your feet or throw things at you.

Over all this one's my favorite, but I don't think "Abby Abby Dork" will ever not be hilarious.
celticmelody
Jun. 14th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
This one is PERFECT. God, you have me busting ribs over here from laughing so hard.

*snuggles*
azuriana
Jun. 14th, 2005 09:31 pm (UTC)
Could you hold this camera
While I crack these ribs?
Very good, my dear boy
Send this up to Gibbs


Bwahahahahahaha! You are an evil genius of poetry, my friend. How am I supposed to get any work done, huh? And where's the one for Gibbs?
irishlissa
Jun. 15th, 2005 01:08 am (UTC)
I love it! I've listened to the Llama song a half dozen times already! :)

phiremangston
Jun. 15th, 2005 03:16 am (UTC)
I think my sister completely believes I'm insane now. I just burst out laughing about five times in the time it took me to sing that.

:D

Bloody brilliant!

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