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Summary mocking!

Who's up for some summary mocking on this fine Friday afternoon?

And here are the first ten summaries from the NCIS section of FanFiction.net.

Post "Twilight" S2.23. Kate was a friend, as close as a sister and an invaluable asset to co-workers, but the shockwaves aren't over yet...

Promising. A look at the fic, however, tells us that it's a lookalike. ...No. Just... no.

AU. Pre-Twilight.. I am in Twilight Denial so it never happened. Tony meets his dream girl - Gibbs’ unknown daughter… Also heavy McAbby, because there aren’t enough McAbby fics around here….. R&R Please!

Aaaaaah! Mary Sue! Run away! Run away! *flees*

a car thief from tony's past comes to help the team

Ahkay. They're called capital letters and punctuation, sweetie. The shift key is your friend.

Will Tony turn his back on a woman who left him devistated?

1. No. 2. Devastated. 3. *cough*MarySue*cough*

Abby's sister joins the team,but she is plagued by her past

WTF is up with all the original characters? Are the canon characters too hard for you to write?!

She could feel his breath on the back of her neck slowly move around to the side of her neck. Combined work with tear of the sun girl. Sixth chapter is here.

...Okay, the name of the moron who plagiarized me is enough to either make me run screaming, or read the fic to mock it mercilessly. Vote in the comments to decide which one I should do! ;-)

Okay, it's a stupid title. But it's post-Twilight and it's not pretty. Second chapter up- warning, don't read if you want everyone to be alive and happy.

Okay, you're a stupid author. How about, you know, telling us what happens in the fic? Or even just giving us a tagline to intrigue us enough to click the link? Is this too difficult for your tiny little brain to handle?

This, happens post twlight. I'm really bad at summaries, so you'll just have to read the story. My computer's being a butt again, so it may take a while for it to update. Sorry :(

You also suck at life. I really wouldn't care if you ever updated again. At least you spelled "summaries" right--even though you missed "Twilight".

The yearly reminder of an old case takes a new twist and Tony becomes the target for revenge.

OhmygodGOODFIC! GOOD AUTHOR! Never leave me! *clings and weeps*

Missing scene for Red Cell. What happened before Tony and Kate broke into McGee's apartment? TonyKate

Though the "TonyKate" at the end made me a bit nervous to read the fic, it was actually... pretty good. Let's hope the author sticks around to educate the other Tony/Kate writers.

So which section should I tackle next?


Jun. 3rd, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Mercilessly mock the plagiarist. They should never think they can get away with taking good fiction and turning it into ugly bad!fic
Jun. 3rd, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC)
Well, I've gone to give it a first look.

*twitches* Will... not... kill... authors...

It burns us, precious. *whimpers* Ari... Kate... Gibbs... what have they done to you?! It's even worse than in canon!

*grinds teeth* NO MERCY.
Jun. 4th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I had the same reaction to NCIS fic over at the pit.

You must have missed the one where "Tony finds a time machine and goes back in time to save Kate" and the one where Tony and Gibbs discover their twvu luv with a little help from Professor X.

Most Kate/Tony is crap and makes me want to smack those writers.
Feb. 2nd, 2006 11:19 am (UTC)
see, here in lies a slight problem... its kinda hard to tell when you are being sarcastic... at least for me
Feb. 2nd, 2006 04:26 pm (UTC)
I wasn't really being sarcastic in this post, as far as I remember. Rude and bitchy, yes, but not sarcastic. When I use sarcasm, believe me, you can tell.
Feb. 2nd, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)
so you did like one of the stories, good!


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