*pokes* Go forth and read.
Second: You know what I'd really like? If people didn't insist on working out their issues in fanfic. Or, if they must, how 'bout not telling me about it? I might actually be able to enjoy a fic if I don't know about the author's problems. As it is, as soon as I see any warning on that matter, I run screaming in the other direction.
Third: NCIS and House season finales tomorrow! Who's excited? I know I am!
Fourth: I have the hiccups.