I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate.
No, really. I won't. Because murder is bad and wrong. For exactly what reasons, I am unsure at this point. All I know is that it is illegal, and I'm not going to prison for life because my roommate is an inconsiderate bitch.
I will not kill my roommate...