You know that horrifying NCIS/WW crossover I talked about in my last post? Well, I e-mailed the author, letting her know that she had one strike against her. Two more, and all her stuff gets bahleeted.
She e-mailed me back. She claims that when she was a senior in high school, she wrote a paper on education, and after that, four college professors asked her to teach their students how to write papers.
This is my favorite part, though:
So yes I can Write Im also a published poet.....Also Iam handicapped.
What the bloody hell does one have to do with the other?
And now she's asked me if I'd beta for her. I think I'd rather have red-hot pokers shoved into my eye sockets.
How do I say that politely?