EDIT: *cackles* Oh, dear God. I was running it on some of my fic. This is a line from my fic Poker Game:
Jethro Gibbs entered the hotel room. "What are you two arguing about now?" he asked, sighing.
And this is the "translation":
Jethro Gibbs entered tha hotel room like a tru playa'. "What is you two doggy stylin' `bout now?" he asked, sigh'n n we out.
Just the thought of Gibbs doing anything "like a tru playa'" was enough to make me laugh like a madwoman. *grin*