"This looks like a dildo, doesn't it?"
o.O My family disturbs me.
Dear pharmaceutical industry: I love you. I love you so very, very much. You are my new friend. I am not the stoic type. I realized that fully…
Christmas! I love Christmas. I like decorations, and candy, and yes, I unironically love Christmas music. But the best part is watching kids open…
The high-pitched whine of a dentist's drill must be one of the most horrifying sounds in the universe. Like CJ said up there, I had a root canal…