Oh, dear God. Farscape or Stargate fans, you have got to read this Stargate Primer for the Farscape Fan by katie_m. Its brilliance astounds me. :-)

My favorite part? Sam and Jack are canonically attracted to each other, but have not pursued any romantic relationship because Air Force regulations forbid it. Also they're easily distracted from their angst by shiny objects.

Ohmygodit'ssoTRUE. *grin*