This drabble was inspired by an episode for which I do not know the title. The one bit I remember (between flipping back and forth during commercials of TDS) is CJ yelling at Josh, and threatening to "shove a motherboard so far up [his] ass". *grin*
"She is scary when she's angry."
"Who is?" CJ smirked as the two men froze in panic.
"Uh... Ainsley," Josh lied smoothly.
CJ raised an eyebrow. "Uh-huh. Sam, would you excuse us for a moment?"
"Sure thing." Sam escaped, sighing in relief as he closed the door behind him.
"You know, Josh, you really shouldn't talk about people behind their backs," CJ started, deceptively calm.
"Um... yeah, well..." Josh rubbed the back of his neck.
"After all, you never know who will just happen to be listening in on your conversations." CJ smirked at Josh's nervous swallow.
"Technically, I outrank you." Ah, there it was. That Lyman bravado.
"Yes, ma'am." A meek Josh Lyman. Wonders would never cease.