You know, sometimes you have to search for things to laugh about. And sometimes, it's right there, waiting for you.
The fic itself could be a lot better. (Read: It sucks. But not quite as badly as some of the other stuff on FF.net.) But look at the author's notes.
It's just too. Damn. Easy. *bites tongue*
I have a six-page paper to write for Tuesday. Wah.