"The country has mood swings."
"Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics and your explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in 5 weeks is mood swings?"
"Well, I could explain it better, but I'd need charts and graphs and an easel."
"Fellas, we haven't slept in three years. Can't we forget work for one night and take this moment to enjoy each other as friends? It's Christmas."
"Yeah, you didn't get the memo?"