"All you need is a hot tub, a Twinkie, and an egg. Preferably hard-boiled."
My friend and I just looked at each other with utter WTF? looks on our faces.
Oh, and this one was between a teacher and a student. (The teacher was the angry one.)
"I'm angry with you!"
"Why?"
"I didn't pinky-swear!"
"Yes, you did!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes, you did!"
"I've never gone back on a pinky-swear in my life!"
"Have you ever made a pinky-swear in your life?"
"...I think so."
Okay, time for Spanish lab...