So you know how I threatened to beat you all senseless if you didn't vote today?
*hands friends list golf clubs*
Have at me. I'd enjoy a good moment of unconsciousness right about now.
I did show up at the polls. It's not like I meant not to vote today. This was supposed to be the very first presidential election that I ever participated in.
Instead, it showed me exactly how naive I've been this entire time. Oh, no, I couldn't possibly be excluded from the list of registered voters. I mean, I registered last year and everything.
Fuck this. I'm overdosing on chocolate.
I wish I could get drunk.