like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote,
like a psychotic rainbow

  • Mood:
Ow. Ow. I'm dying over here. I never knew the guys at CBS had a sense of humor. (Click on "Cast", then choose a character and click on "Read character profile". Just... don't drink anything while reading.)

Gibbs: **Note: I respectfully request my name be removed from this profile and my involvement in its creation never to be revealed to Special Agent Gibbs. If he knew I was the one responsible for writing read the file...enough said.

Kate: Once engaged, but never married. She rarely dates and seems to be looking for a man who is not only sensitive, but strong and intelligent.

**NOTE: It might help if she learns to look past surface "looks" and concentrates on what's important...a person's inner being.

Tony: At first glance the subject appears self confident and charming…second glance he's obviously overcompensating for something.

**Note: During this interview alone, he's asked me for my phone number no less than five times.

Abby: **NOTE: Within the first ten minutes of the interview the Subject asked me if I ever had sex in a coffin...No, I'm not making that up.

Ducky: **NCIS Disbursing - I am still awaiting personal reimbursement for the eight cassette tapes and three sets of triple "A" batteries I was forced to purchase to complete Doctor Mallard's oral interview.

  • Owwww. Owie. Ouch.

    Dear pharmaceutical industry: I love you. I love you so very, very much. You are my new friend. I am not the stoic type. I realized that fully…

  • "Bah" to stereotypical gender roles.

    Christmas! I love Christmas. I like decorations, and candy, and yes, I unironically love Christmas music. But the best part is watching kids open…

  • "I ha' woot canaw."

    The high-pitched whine of a dentist's drill must be one of the most horrifying sounds in the universe. Like CJ said up there, I had a root canal…

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded