Jesus H. Christ. Doesn't the man have a home? Does he have nowhere better to live than his girlfriend's dorm room? The one that she shares with a roommate that's very uncomfortable with public displays of affection? Or, you know, groping?
*grumbles* This ain't no Motel 6. Either get a hotel room, or go find another friend. I don't care, as long as I don't have to sleep in the same room as the kissy couple.