Do you all know that the Red Sox won last night? No? Well, I did! I got to hear drunken-college-kid screaming at 1:30 this morning! And the people in the room next to mine started playing some bass-heavy music shortly beforehand! Aren't I just so special?
(Cry "havoc!" and let slip the italics of rage!)
I'm not upset that the Sox won. On the contrary--I'm delighted. But I'd really rather not have this telegraphed by screaming outside my window when I'm trying to sleep.