like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote,
like a psychotic rainbow
raindroproses

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I really, really hate deluded thirteen-year-olds who think they can write. Really, really hate.

You know what I hate more? Idiots who encourage them. At least point out what they're doing wrong. Some lessons in grammar, perhaps...

Punctuation 101: Protect the Innocent, Comma
Punctuation 102: The Sure Sign of a Diseased Mind--Exclamation Marks and You
Punctuation 201-01*: Dialogue
Punctuation 201-02**: Poetry

( * To be taken concurrently with Capitalization 201-01.)
( ** To be taken concurrently with Capitalization 201-03.)

Spelling 101: Homophones--You're Going to Pay For Your Grammar Sins
Spelling 102: Don't Just Sound it Out, Damn It--Hooked on Phonics is the Writer's Worst Enemy
Spelling 201: 'I before E'--When to Break the Rules

Capitalization 101: CAPS LOCK IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
Capitalization 102: nEiThEr Is ToGgLe CaPs
Capitalization 201-01: Correct Placement of the Capital Letter: Dialogue
Capitalization 201-02: Correct Placement of the Capital Letter: Titles
Capitalization 201-03: Correct Placement of the Capital Letter: Poetry

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Ahhhh. I feel better now. Any other suggestions?
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