"What? What do you mean, you still owe the college money? Book voucher? Why would you need one of those?
"Oh, don't be silly. Books can't possibly cost over five hundred dollars a semester!
"Yeah, we'll get that money to the college soon. I'll call them later this week and make the arrangements. No, I wasn't supposed to call last week. Why do you say that?
"Oh, and don't expect your money until October."
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I. Fucking. Hate. Bureaucracy.