April 4th, 2009

Mythbusters reject reality (by minty_pea

The Madcap Misadventures of Torchwood Three: Public Nudity

A small offering of alt!TW3's shenanigans.

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The women stared. Though, who could blame them? "Why are you three naked?" Rose asked. She should really be used to this sort of thing by now.

John smirked, and Rose sighed. "Let me rephrase. Why are you three naked in the middle of the Hub? You know rule number two."

Ianto blushed faintly, but met her gaze. "There was an alien bacteria that eats wool. And, well..."

"Should I be afraid for the sheep of Wales?"

John shook his head. "Nope! I, brilliant man that I am, managed to neutralize the bacteria before it could spread. However, our suits paid the price." He pouted. "I liked that suit."

"And the rest of your clothing?" Rose asked.

"Incinerated, ma'am, as according to protocol," Ianto responded.

She nodded, then turned to Jake. "I know you weren't in the lab, so why are you naked?"

He grinned unrepentantly. "Solidarity."