like a psychotic rainbow (raindroproses) wrote,
like a psychotic rainbow

Sweetheart, let me give you some advice: stop writing.

More specifically: stop writing now, before I reach through the computer screen and break your fingers.

(Wouldn't it be nice if I could get up the nerve to actually say these things to the authors? I'm such a coward.)

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