Attila's cupcakes are sublime...

Uncyclopedia is my new favorite site. It is hilarious.

This is its entry on homosexual:

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Repeat after me: drown-ing. Not drownding. The former is the act in which one inhales water into the lungs. The latter just makes you sound ignorant.

Howard Dean is going to be on The Daily Show and I'm going to MISS it?!

*sulks*

You've been wanked again.

My fandom shames me. Worse, it's a community that I maintain. (Not moderate--if I'd done that, the wank would've been shut down before it got to that level.)

Is it wrong that I think iwerewolf is fucking crazy, though? No? Good. (I think my favorite part is "You obviously have no clue what it means to be an assassin.")