March 21st, 2005

Tony works (by matilda7)

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*snerk* I saw an icon today that said "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel", and I had to resist the urge to reply, "Aw, cheer up, emo kid!"

Don't remember where I heard it from, but it's stuck.
Stephen Jesus quit (by tubbycass)

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*weeps* No. Nonononono. What I have feared for so long has finally come true.

Someone's written a horrid NCIS/West Wing crossover. Frightening abuse of punctuation, terrifying characterization...

And Simon Donovan as Jethro Gibbs.

Yeah, you read that correctly. They weren't long-lost brothers, they didn't just look amazingly similar--they are one and the same.

Why? Why must this blight upon my fandom exist?
I love the world (xkcd)

Scary scary crossovers, part deux

Oh, fuck.

You know that horrifying NCIS/WW crossover I talked about in my last post? Well, I e-mailed the author, letting her know that she had one strike against her. Two more, and all her stuff gets bahleeted.

She e-mailed me back. She claims that when she was a senior in high school, she wrote a paper on education, and after that, four college professors asked her to teach their students how to write papers.

This is my favorite part, though:

So yes I can Write Im also a published poet.....Also Iam handicapped.

o_O

What the bloody hell does one have to do with the other?

And now she's asked me if I'd beta for her. I think I'd rather have red-hot pokers shoved into my eye sockets.

How do I say that politely?
Dogbert bah

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*twitches*

I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate. I will not kill my roommate.

No, really. I won't. Because murder is bad and wrong. For exactly what reasons, I am unsure at this point. All I know is that it is illegal, and I'm not going to prison for life because my roommate is an inconsiderate bitch.

I will not kill my roommate...