Let me get this straight. You want me to write adultery? That's... just not my style, hon.
*sigh* But I'll see what I can do. Damned ficathons.
I just ran a virus scan on you overnight, Stupid. You say you're not infected with a virus, yet Mozilla shuts down at random intervals, and someone's just said they got an e-mail from me with an attachment that I never sent.
So you're the strangest uninfected computer I've ever seen.
I'm sorry--I finished capping Minimum Security, and I just couldn't resist.