July 12th, 2004

I love the world (xkcd)

College Tuition and Me (subtitled: I KEEL J00 DED!)

Fuck no. There is no fucking way that I owe over $3,000 on my tuition this semester.

Ah. I see. No. I'm not paying for your medical insurance when I can get it for free, mmkay? *fills out waiver*

By the way, I have two more scholarships coming to me--on top of the shitload of financial aid I already have. So charge me as many late fees as you want. *blows raspberry in general direction of Student Financial Services*

Remind me again why I chose to go to a really damned expensive school when I could've gone to URI for free? *grumbles*
I love the world (xkcd)


Okay, you all have to read What Would Jimmy Buffett Do? by ausiewanab. 'Cause how can you not like a fic with:

"Dear Mr. Buffett, I screwed up royally. What would you do? Sincerely, All Screwed Up."

"Dear All Screwed Up, Drink a margarita, and remember, it’s always 5 o’clock here at Margaritaville. Your Friend, Jimmy."

(Oh, yeah--NCIS, Viv Blackadder POV, humor-tinged angst.)

And on that note, I think I'll go to bed. 'Night, all!